punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

Where’s my straw

Where’s my straw

Freak

Freak

  • me: *does 10 sit-ups*
  • me: victoria secret here I come
  • obit:

    dogs love you, cats love you, drugs love you sometimes.
    you love someone, you loved another, you don’t love sometimes.
    you sit still at weddings, you sit quiet at funerals, you wonder if it’s your fault —
    that they’re marrying, that they’ve left, that everythings too much sometimes.

    feministsofthe90s:

Winona Ryder

    feministsofthe90s:

    Winona Ryder

    neopiacentral:

bye I bought my best friend fob tickets for her birthday and she’s complaining about standing the whole time …. I would seriously stand on the moon forever for fall out boy

    neopiacentral:

    bye I bought my best friend fob tickets for her birthday and she’s complaining about standing the whole time …. I would seriously stand on the moon forever for fall out boy

    sharper-than-they-told-you asked:
    what's the etiquette on getting your friend a sex toy for their birthday?

    use tissue